Cricket and Civic Time

"Intelligence Is Time" on abstract comic background.
From Chronosis, by Negarestani, Tilford and Mackay

In Beyond A Boundary, the blend of memoir, politics, history and criticism sometimes called the greatest book written on sport, CLR James takes some time to argue cricket is an art form. He does so not just by noting that cricket is often beautiful, but that across batting, bowling and fielding, it showcases an extraordinary range of human movement, in such a way that the spectator can observe it and experience a kind of tactile sympathy.

Humans are, famously, less capable than other animals in most things. We cannot run or swim particularly fast, we have no natural armour, we are not especially strong, or tall, and our claws and teeth are nothing special. We are pretty smart, but only when supported by culture; let’s round back on that.

Homo sapiens, and Homo erectus, the killer plains ape, were world beaters in a few physical things that supported persistence hunting. We are good at endurance running, with springy foot arches unlike other primates. We can shed heat efficiently by sweating and because of little body hair. We can throw further and more accurately than any other animal. And all of this has been supported by tools for striking, containers for carrying water, brains for picking out prey and chasing them as a pack for days in the hot sun.

And yes, cricket showcases all of those things. Humans are pretty versatile, and we learn a lot from culture. Joseph Henrich goes so far as to argue that the cultural package is much smarter than the individual, and our skill at imitation, and tendency to socially conform, is bred for that. We can’t even throw well if not taught it. Cricket rhymes with all of these birthright skills, too, especially in the hot Australian summer, especially in a five Test series of five day matches.

For those that follow cricket, the two very short matches in this ’25/26 Ashes series, in Perth and Melbourne, at the time of the year when people want to experience a different texture of time, did feel like a loss. I felt the loss, being jolted out of that mode of time three days after Christmas. One surprise short match is very much in keeping with the personality of Mother Cricket; two radically abbreviated matches feels more like someone is trying to rush her into a nursing home with a faked will.

This English / Kiwi concept of Bazball, of taking skills and tactics from short forms of the game into the Test match arena, did make sense and change the game in an interesting way, as people like Jarrod Kimber have argued. But two day roulette doesn’t have the same endurance or tactical richness to it. Blitzkrieg was an innovation; blindfolded darts less so.

There’s not time for the game to ebb and flow in two days. It’s like bouncing through successive urgent but inconsequential zoom calls, when no one is really paying attention beyond reciting a few corporate catchphrases, and maybe half the attendees are AIs. Let’s circle back on that wicket. We can prioritise not getting out to garbage in the next sprint.

This Sydney test has ebbed and flowed. It feels like a restorative New Year gift to see four centuries get scored, to be in sympathy with this mode of time. Wickets still fall, surprises are more surprising, there is time enough to get exhausted, for weather and the pitch to change, to rest and get exhausted again. Both teams neglecting a specialist spinner is a shame when they would have had plenty to do; it’s a shrinking of that vocabulary of human movement, the large tactical space of a long game. But we got spinners anyway, part-time ones, and then all the spectators who’ve never played international cricket, like myself, got the chance to say I told you so.

Barney Ronay has been writing hilariously and insightfully about the confusion in cricket administration about influencer sport and what is good, the mistaken idea that short explosions are the only viable 21st century entertainment product. This summer I got to spend day 4 at the Gabba, and that day-long intensity is a wonderful way to follow a game. But Test cricket is remarkably good at fragmentation as well. Having the cricket on the TV in the background, catching a bit on the radio while running errands, checking the over by over commentary in a web browser, looking for a replay on some social media, getting a casual update from in-person smalltalk. Having it all part of a single, slowly building story. Cricket is assembled of short linear moments, so it’s already optimised for continuous partial attention, for the brain’s social ability to put together a story from overheard parts.

You probably need to grow up with cricket to love it, unless you adore something general and adjacent, like Sport, or the entire Indian subcontinent. Humans are good at learning entire cultural packages, especially as children, through observation and imitation. CLR James makes some ambitious, even pretentious, claims for cricket. He also has a generosity for the intelligence and sensitivity of everyday people who love sport; the everyday humanity of their refined aesthetic sense.

In Australia there is a strongly felt convention against sportspeople commenting on politics while still playing. Perhaps there is some value to separating these different sources of prestige, though it’s often used to conservative or reactionary ends. James argued that the demand for sport, historically, accompanies a rise in democratic power and popular civic life. These views are reconcilable when you note how amateur sporting clubs are themselves communities with a civic life. I doubt the Romans experienced tactile sympathies when they saw a man get stabbed through the stomach in the gladiatorial arena. It seems just a visceral spectacle – a live performance of a horror movie reality TV show. The Romans had their imperial spectacle; the classical Greeks, with their republics and their democracies, played sport.

The popular democracy of Greece, sitting for days in the sun watching The Oresteia; the popular democracy of our day, sitting similarly, watching Miller and Lindwall bowl to Hutton and Compton – each in its own way grasps at a more complete human existence.

CLR James

The Courtesans of Democracy

集灵台之一

日光斜照集灵台
红树花迎晓露开
作夜上皇新授箓
太真含笑入帘来
— 张祜

On The Terrace of Assembled Angels

Sun shines over the slanting roof
Red blossoms welcome the dawn dew
Last night the Emperor selected a new girl
Her smile sneaks past the curtain
— Zhang Hu

This is a peculiar Australian election, one with an unusually febrile and brittle political class visibly unable to deal with a moment of tangible success and prosperity. As a nation, we are in a rare economic position to make strategic policy decisions on, say, climate change, or labour market liberalization. Our leadership has chosen to celebrate this by smearing itself with pork fat and staging a cream pie wrestling match in a giant circus ring.

Years ago on South Sea Republic we used to kick around an idea of government design patterns – recurring structures seen in recognisable forms wherever government is found. It’s a concept that is not exactly new to statecraft, but the format is, originating from architects like Christopher Alexander but finding perhaps most of its popularity in software engineering.

One pattern I thought worthwhile, but never wrote up, was Courtesan / Eunuch. Eunuchs and imperial courtesans are specialist professions to serve the executive, and have an explicit role in preserving the imperial mandate. In dynastic systems, this is usually based on genetic membership of the royal line. Loosely generalising from the Chinese and Ottoman imperial courts, you therefore have a harem to propagate the line, expanding the odds of a continued mandate beyond a few royal princesses. You also have eunuchs to manage access to the harem and minimise risk of other men’s sperm getting access to them.

The Chinese imperial system was established on a public philosophical basis of the Mandate of Heaven. And its true that this accommodated dynastic change, but the usual transition was expected to follow heredity. For an established dynasty, the Emperor had his mandate by virtue of being the Son of Heaven. The Mandate of Heaven was not a simplistic doctrine of absolute power, either; it represented caring governance of the land and its people.

The specialists who formed the eunuch and courtesan classes included humanity’s usual mix of the brilliant and the venal. They provided a valuable service to many emperors, and I suspect sometimes a welcome buffer against the stultifying rituals of the scholar-bureaucracy. The power of these groups would wax and wane, but when the opportunities arose, clever courtesans and eunuchs could wield a great deal of formal and informal power. Indeed, since the civil service scholars hated having their power usurped in this way, there are plenty of detailed accounts of when and how it went wrong, and corrupt eunuchs and power mad courtesans, like Yang Guifei (杨贵妃), are a recurring theme in Chinese history. Another example is Suleyman’s consort Ruxanna, celebrated by poets throughout the ages.

Though we shouldn’t forget the scholars’ partisanship in this matter, they could have a point. Confined to the inner court for much of their life, prevented from formal training in matters of government, people from this class had little experience, sympathy or exposure to the broader country. When they reached exalted positions, they were prone to seeing government entirely through the lens of court or harem politics. How else to explain the spectacular devotion to face of someone like the Empress-Dowager Cixi (慈禧), who while China was being sliced up by colonial powers, spent fortunes rebuilding the Summer Palace rather than the Qing army? Or her eunuchs who spent the Navy budget building a spectacular marble boat on the lake of that same palace? There is an interesting revisionist view that Cixi was a Chinese patriot. She stayed on top of the Chinese court for 47 years, so she certainly couldn’t have been an idiot. But she must have had a spectacularly skewed view, in which appearances of courtly grandeur were paramount, to allow these decisions to happen.

Or to restate in another way: eunuchs and courtesans running the show were a good indicator the government had become detached from reality and ideologically inbred. The consensus reality of the court was fractured from the agricultural and economic realities on which it relied. This could happen even if these classes just did their job of preserving the mandate of the government.

Australian democracy is a far healthier system to live under than the imperial China mandarinate. Yet democratic leaders still rule according to a philosophical mandate, and they have professional specialists to protect and cultivate it. This is the spin doctor, servant to the executive, guardian of the flame of popular and electoral approval.

Again, in itself this is no bad thing. Democracy would hardly be worth the name if government ignored the people. The recent and unusual palace coup in the Labor party has thrown light on how the lens of opinion polls and focus groups distort the world for those that live in the scented garden of the spin doctor harem.

The courtesan here is not our historic first female prime minister. We are not quite at that stage of political inbreeding. Ms Gillard has trodden the unoriginal and traditional path of lawyer turned lawmaker. It’s people like the bumbling backroom eunuchs of the NSW Right, Karl Bitar and Mark Arbib. These are the movers who knifed the bureaucratic Rudd when he lost popularity for reneging on a pledge they advised him to renounce – around action on climate change. They have been playing the same game with NSW premiers for the last few years; three so far in just this parliament.

The theory here seems to combine admiring the power of our TV-age obsession with a party figurehead with disdain for the actual role of a leader. When this is overlaid with an imagined mastery of targeting key marginal seats without having any strategic direction, you get a content-free election like this one, which hasn’t even succeeded in making Labor popular, and even required Rudd had to be bizarrely resurrected to salvage the party’s chances in Queensland.

Both Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull owed some of their appeal to their advocacy of strategic policy changes, and to their backgrounds at least slightly outside the official finishing school for politicians. This school is a matter of advancing from university through staffer roles and think tanks until landing a seat in parliament. And yet neither the diplomat or the merchant quite had the partyroom skills to stay in the leadership position.

Under pressure from the electorate it serves, our inbred contemporary political class tries to renew itself from related social groups by bringing them into the system. It then kneecaps those recruits for not having sufficient political skill, but crawls back to them for forgiveness afterwards. Devotion to tomorrow’s opinion poll numbers instead of the next decade’s policy is like living in a cruel casino of popular whim, which doesn’t even pay out very well, because people care about next year more than tomorrow. And when you spend too much time with the courtesans of democracy, you end up fucked.