Dear Aunty Satoshi
I’ve been brought up a strict Ethereuem-Calvinist, but I’ve recently met a wonderful boy who is smart, reliable … and a Bitcoin-Lutheran. I don’t want to shock my parents and friends, or even leave the memeplex, but I know he’s the one. I’m ready to write a contract. How do I tell them I want a bimetallic marriage without breaking their hearts?
Conflicted in Kadoma
Conflated Automatons 
“bimetalic” or “bicoinic”? :)
It’s true that just the word “bimetallic” can start fistfights in the rougher Seven-Elevens of the Pure Gold Bug Buddhism patch if not applied solely to ground-sourced commodity money. But it’s so convenient …